Korea Is Juiced! - 07/16/2011

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Korea’s Got the Juice! FRANKFURT, Germany — North Korea officials blame traditional medicine using musk deer glands for five of their players testing positive for steroids at the Women’s World Cup in soccer’s biggest doping scandal in nearly two decades. FIFA President Sepp Blatter said Saturday that after two players were caught during the tournament [...]

Is it a crime to wear baggy pants? - 07/13/2011

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SAN FRANCISCO — Prosecutors will not file charges against a University of New Mexico Lobos football player who was arrested after wearing saggy pants on a plane at the San Francisco airport. San Mateo County District Attorney Steve Wagstaffe announced Wednesday his office had reviewed the June 15 arrest of DeShon Marman and determined criminal [...]

PacMan Gets Gobbled Up! - 07/10/2011

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Cincinnati Bengals cornerback Adam “Pacman” Jones was arrested at a bar late Saturday night for disorderly conduct while intoxicated and resisting arrest. Four months after settling a case that punctuated a slew of off-the-field trouble for the 27-year-old NFL veteran, he was taken into custody on the misdemeanors after being repeatedly asked to leave a [...]

Sounders take down Timbers 3-2 at Jeld-Wen! - 07/10/2011

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PORTLAND, Ore. — The second-ever MLS meeting between archrivals Seattle and Portland wasn’t lacking for intensity, drama or passion. An 83rd-minute penalty-kick goal by Osvaldo Alonso completed a five-goal second half and gave the Sounders a 3-2 victory over the Timbers in a seesaw match in front of a raucous sell-out crowd on Sunday at [...]